TOP: I could level cities
BOTTOM: but this form requires 12 characters and a symbol

TOP: Ancient beast of chaos
BOTTOM: waiting for OTP code to arrive

TOP: Built for destruction
BOTTOM: stuck in line behind a price check

TOP: Peak primal energy
BOTTOM: "Unexpected item in bagging area"

TOP: My final form
BOTTOM: resetting my password again

TOP: Ready to roar
BOTTOM: customer support says "try clearing cache"
